A man has described how his penis swelled up to the 'size of a bottle of wine' after he snapped it during sex with his girlfriend.
Forty-eight-year-old Sean Marsden was enjoying some alone time with his girlfriend, 36-year-old Louise Gray, when he made a drastically wrong move and heard a sound that he won't be in a rush to hear again.
Louise managed to call for an emergency ambulance while Sean rolled around in excruciating pain as his penis swelled up with blood.
Surgeons at the Royal Shrewsbury Hospital were forced to administer morphine and perform surgery on Sean. It turned out that he had fractured his penis and torn his urethra.
Jesus Christ.
Just in case you actually want to know, Sean explained: "I heard it snap and I said to Louise straight away that something was wrong.
"I grabbed hold of it and it just grew and grew. I didn't think it was going to stop. It went up to the size of a bottle of wine. It was beyond my control and scared me to death.
"The pain was off the scale. It was really excruciating. It came in waves. I could actually see where it had broken and snapped. I knew that I had to go to hospital."
Luckily, Sean won't suffer any lasting damage. Sure, there might be the occasional bit of psychological trauma, but he'll - erm - work through it, you'd have to think.
Well, given that doctors told him to wait a month before having sex again, but he only lasted three weeks, perhaps he's more resilient than that.
He was kept in overnight at the hospital and had a temporary catheter put in so that he could pee properly. His penis was also wrapped in bandages and had a plastic splint put down the side of it so it didn't go all wonky (possibly not a medical term) during recovery.
Lousie, however, says she is 'traumatised' by the whole ordeal. She said: "I was in complete shock when it happened. I knew that something was seriously wrong. I could see the break and could see that it was broken.
"It was extremely traumatic, and he has really struggled with it. I didn't even think it was possible for a penis to snap. I felt so bad about it.
"I felt guilty and still feel guilty because I thought I was responsible. He's been in so much pain and it has been awful to see.
"It was really scary when it happened. I didn't know what to do. I felt helpless."
Despite the fact that he's due to make a full recovery, Sean is still worried that his unfortunate accident might mean he can't have kids.
He continued: "I am scared to find out the truth because I would like to have kids with Louise.
"I'm not sure when I'll find out. I have to wait until I go back to the hospital to find out more.
"I'd be devastated. I don't think it will happen, but you never know."
Well let's hope not. Let's also hope that this sort of thing never happens again to anyone, not even your worst enemy.
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