A popular Instagrammer is selling tubs of her own bathwater for $30 (£24) a pop. I am definitely in the wrong job.
You can check out her pretty NSFW video promoting the sale, if you fancy:
Cosplayer Belle Delphine recently trolled her 3.8 million followers by pretending she was going to create her own Pornhub channel if one of her photos hit over a million likes, which it did - in fact, it almost gained double that.
And, true to her word, she did set up a channel with the porn site, but her horny followers' dreams were shattered when her clip Belle Delphine strokes two BIG cocks turned out to be her on a bed playing with a couple of stuffed cockerels. Classic trolling, to be fair.
She uploaded a total of 11 videos, including Belle gets scissored, where she opens and closes a pair of scissors and Pewdiepie goes all the way inside Belle Delphine, in which she ate a photo of the YouTuber.
The videos caused a bit of a meltdown with her followers; some people saw the funny side to her little prank, others really, really didn't.
Regardless, the 19-year-old has decided to maximise on her popularity by flogging her bathwater. Well, you can't blame her for trying, eh?
According to Belle, the GamerGirl Bathwater is "bottled while I'm playing in the bath. This really is bathwater."
She adds: "Disclaimer: This water is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes." Glad you cleared that one up, mate.
Sharing news of the... unusual sale on Instagram, she wrote: "What was I going to do to top my Pornhub stunt? Well if you guessed selling my bathwater, you'd be right!!" Again, you can't fault her honesty, here.
Naturally this stunt has already got fans talking with most absolutely baffled by the sale, with one promising: "If this sells I'm moving to another planet."
Others were slightly envious that Belle can make coin by selling her old bathwater, some thought it was 'gross' and - I'm absolutely not at all surprised to say - loads of people wanted to make the investment and splash out on the bathwater (sorry).
If you're the sort of person who absolutely can't live without the bathwater of a 19-year-old you've never met in your life, you can buy some here.