Some Brazilian Blokes Have Discovered A Fucking Massive Snake

What's the worst way you can imagine dying?

I've always thought burning alive has to be bad; there again I've heard it said that starving to death is pretty horrific too. But after seeing these pictures I realised that I wasn't thinking outside of the box when I was imagining potential deaths.

By far the worst way to die has to be getting throttled by a giant 33-feet long anaconda. A snake the size of which was recently discovered on a building site in northern Brazil. The enormous reptile weighs 400kg and was found by construction workers following an explosion in a cave in Altamira, Pará.

Here's a video of it...

Credit: YouTube / Weird Animals

Imagine that scaly fucker coming at you, the best you could hope for would be a quick and painless death. Though, if you've seen what standard sized snakes do to mice, I don't see it giving you that.

Apparently that construction workers that found it chained the snake up and killed it, which has proved controversial with the internet.

One commenter wrote: "I'm not sure this is real, but if it is, shame on these people for killing it! A snake that big has probably been alive for a very long time now, just to be killed for a few pictures?? What a waste..."

The Guinness World Record for the longest snake in captivity is currently held by Medusa, a snake in Kansas City, US, which measures 25 ft 2in long.

Featured image credit: YouTube / Weird Animals

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Topics: Snake, Brazil

James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.

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