World's Unluckiest Man Breaks His Penis Trying Out Exotic Sexual Position

I'm quite soft and I've managed to avoid seriously hurting myself up to now, so when I think of pain I think of it in terms of 'is it worse than standing on a piece of Lego?'

And in the case of the injury that this 59-year-old Vietnamese man suffered, the answer is very much a yes. It's a really loud yes. Screamed at full volume.

The unnamed man was trying to add a bit of spice to his sex life and decided to treat his missus to an 'exotic sexual position', when he heard a loud crack.

The loud crack, which is never what you want to hear in that situation, was the snap of his penis at the joint.

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OK, if we've all stopped screaming, I'll carry on.

The man turned up at the hospital with his bright purple penis and was given emergency surgery to repair it, the Daily Mail reports.

A team of surgeons had to stitch his penis back into place. Just let that sink in.

Dr Mai Ba Tien Dung from Binh Dan Hospital said: "The organ was swollen and bruised, but also certainly broken at the joint."

Until today I didn't even know snapping a penis was possible. Today has been an eye opener.

Apparently, according to the doc, it's very rare but it can happen. He said: "Symptoms include a clear crack that is accompanied by a sharp pain."

I imagine a 'sharp pain' is putting it mildly.

I'm unsure of the exact sexual position, but I'm going to say it's definitely not worth it.

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Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]

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