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​Wayne Lineker Shares Bizarre List Of Requirements In Plea For Girlfriend

​Wayne Lineker Shares Bizarre List Of Requirements In Plea For Girlfriend

Ibiza nightclub owner Wayne Lineker has posted a rather bizarre plea for a girlfriend on social media, having shared an extensive list of requirements for any prospective partners - telling them they must be 'intelligent but not boring', have 'no baggage' and not as old as he is 'as that would look weird'.

Lineker, 57, posted on Instagram to say his family have decided he now needs a girlfriend for his 'own sanity and health', launching into a lengthy set of criteria peppered with plenty of #humblebrags.

Lonely Lineker is looking for love. Credit: Instagram/Wayne Lineker
Lonely Lineker is looking for love. Credit: Instagram/Wayne Lineker

The post, which was accompanied by a selfie, begins: "Ok - Let's start this off like I'm normal: strong nice loving personality."

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But it continues on to outline 'more important' factors, saying: "You must like older men but only me...You have to be a worldie and above 30 (Ok 28 29 could work) but not my age as that would just look weird.

"You must like to travel and to fly business class and stay in incredible hotels. Be prepared to give up your career or job or at least be able to work from a laptop on a tropical beach somewhere.

"You will need to spend the summer in Ibiza and the winter in Dubai with 2 weeks in UK for Christmas and new year with the families and holidays to the Maldives.

"No baggage as mine are all grown up. A dog is acceptable but will need a passport.

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"You must be able to cook as I love cooking, especially Waitrose ready made meals."

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So, my family have decided I need a girlfriend for my own sanity and health...so here's my criteria :sweat_smile: Ok - Let's start this off like I'm normal: Strong nice loving personality :white_check_mark: Now to more important things: You must like older men but only me...You have to be a worldie and above 30 (Ok 28 29 could work) but not my age as that would just look weird ‍♂️ you must like to travel and to fly business class and stay in incredible hotels. Be prepared to give up your career or job or at least be able to work from a laptop on a tropical beach somewhere. You will need to spend the summer in ibiza and the winter in Dubai with 2 weeks in Uk for Christmas and new year with the families and holidays to the Maldives...No baggage as mine are all grown up. A dog is acceptable but will need a passport. You must be able to cook as I love cooking, especially Waitrose ready made meals. You also don't need to be verified I can sort that for you.. house music and R&B lovers only. No heavy rock or pop music. You must like Netflix especially money heist and also real crime. No chick flicks watch them with your mates. You need to be confident enough to be able to go to the front of the queue in nightclubs and accept a table and free drinks from the owners. You will need a driving license to share a Bentley and a Lamborghini Jeep (pending) ..you must never have shared a teeth whitening post!! I'm not on any dating sites you shouldn't be too. I'm Not on only fans so you shouldn't be too . You must love the gym, health food and have body definition as I will have soon. Accept and love my children and grandchildren and realise no more kids for me.. (never say never though) you must be able to let my PA @davehodges10 book all yours and our flights and purchase items online for you. You just need to send a link to him ..You must be able to accept my friends even @tonytrumanibiza as I will accept yours ... accept I have to reply to girls DMs not just guys... One last thing. Your geography needs to be on point as girls that think Lincoln is in Wales is not good. Be intelligent but not boring. Outgoing suits #wifeywhereyouat #banter #real

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Lineker said he would accept 'house music and R&B lovers only', saying he wouldn't tolerate any heavy rock or pop music, and that Netflix viewers should be fans of 'real crime' and shows like Money Heist.

"No chick flicks watch them with your mates," he added.

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"You need to be confident enough to be able to go to the front of the queue in nightclubs and accept a table and free drinks from the owners.

"You will need a driving license to share a Bentley and a Lamborghini Jeep (pending)."

Credit: Instagram/Wayne Lineker
Credit: Instagram/Wayne Lineker

Other requirements for his future girlfriend included the fact she must love the gym, health food 'and have body definition as I will have soon', have never shared a teeth whitening post and not be on any dating sites.

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"I'm not on Only Fans so you shouldn't be too," he said.

The post continued: "Accept and love my children and grandchildren and realise no more kids for me... (never say never though).

"You must be able to let my PA @davehodges10 book all yours and our flights and purchase items online for you. You just need to send a link to him.

"You must be able to accept my friends even @tonytrumanibiza as I will accept yours... accept I have to reply to girls DMs not just guys...

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"One last thing. Your geography needs to be on point as girls that think Lincoln is in Wales is not good. Be intelligent but not boring. Outgoing suits."

If you're interested and think you fit the bill, get in touch, I guess?

Featured Image Credit: Instagram/Wayne Lineker

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Jess Hardiman

Jess is a journalist at LADbible who graduated from Manchester University with a degree in Film Studies, English Language and Linguistics - indecisiveness at its finest, right there. She also works for FOODbible and its sister page Seitanists, which are both a safe haven for her to channel a love for homemade pasta, fennel and everything else in between. You can contact Jess at [email protected]