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SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret Ingredient Is Cocaine

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SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret Ingredient Is Cocaine

We all loved SpongeBob SquarePants at some point. It was daft and we were always curious about what the secret formula in the Krusty Krabs' delicious Krabby Patty was.

Well, prepare to have your childhood ruined.

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Maybe you imagined it to be like Big Mac sauce or some weird concoction of a few different ingredients. Whatever your guess, it was probably completely innocent.

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Well, wonder no more because we can reveal the 'secret formula' and it might not be what you were expecting I'm afraid.

But one thing's for sure, there might be a few people who have a strange common interest with the children's show - still to this day.

Cocaine is the shocking secret ingredient to the Krabby Patty Credit: SpongeBob SquarePants
Cocaine is the shocking secret ingredient to the Krabby Patty Credit: SpongeBob SquarePants

We already know that the hamburger itself is a mixture of lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, tartar sauce, mayo, flour, turmeric, sea salt, land salt, barnacle shavings, the patty, mustard, ketchup, the secret formula, two buns and onions.

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BUT, if you Google the secret formula then it will also state 'a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder'.

What is that, we hear you ask...

According to Urban Dictionary, poseidon's powder is actually cocaine.

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And people have lost their actual shit on Twitter. Commenting on the revelation, one went into detail: "Suddenly the whole show and everyone's actions within it make sense. Mr Krabs was the main guy in charge of the drug dealing, that's why he wasn't playing around with his money.

"Squid is a worker who's stuck in the business, depressed cus he can't get out and he's stuck in this life. Plus in episodes he shows withdrawals (that's why he was so paranoid that one ep) and he relapses and chomps on them patties to get his high.

"SpongeBobs the best seller and probably the best at taking em while he gives em. He wants to be Mr Krabs right hand and eventually maybe even the Manager aka the cocaine boss.

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"Now even tho Patrick seem like he's dumb and must be on cocaine: he wasn't. Dude too chill and happy with his life, he was a weed dealer/smoker, that's why he didn't work at Krusty Krab, that's also why he got the munchies 24/7. He still experimented tho".

Another added: "My childhood was all a lie," with someone else commenting: "That's why everyone liked emm".

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Another said: "My childhood has left the chat".

Well, there you go. Don't do drugs, kids.

Featured Image Credit: SpongeBob SquarePants/Nickelodeon

Topics: Entertainment, TV and Film, Cocaine, Spongebob Squarepants, Drugs

Rebecca Shepherd
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