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Man Thinks His Girlfriend’s Sex Toy Is A Fidget Spinner

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Man Thinks His Girlfriend’s Sex Toy Is A Fidget Spinner

Fidget spinners are absolutely everywhere. They're in classrooms, on the street and in the workplace. Apparently, you can do tricks with them but I'm unconvinced as to whether jumping from finger to finger is a 'trick', per se.

Despite their omnipresence, one guy didn't expect to find one in his girlfriend's underwear drawer. Check it out here:

Matthew says in the tweet: "Lol found a fidget spinner in my girl's underwear drawer. What a nerd." To be fair to him, you might have actually mistaken it for the spinning toy if you looked at it very quickly.

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The fact that it's made by Trojan, the condom and sex supply company, may well have set alarm bells ringing . People on Reddit couldn't come up with puns quick enough.

One user asked if Matthew's girlfriend knows any tricks. While another person commented: "That's a clitget spinner. Totally different and way more fun. On a side note I would hate to see a room full of kids using these."

A group of Redditors referenced the popular toy Bop It.

Reddit goes wild over vibrator fidget spinner
Reddit goes wild over vibrator fidget spinner
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Credit: Reddit

Another reminisced on her personal experience of having a partner find her naughty stuff: "This reminds me of the time my boyfriend found my Ben Wa balls and thought they were some kind of meditation device."

There have been claims that fidget spinners provide stress release and help calm people down - maybe this particular toy might do the same for the girl in question.

Let's just hope Matthew didn't do what Rich Moore, from Orpington, London did. After his seven-year relationship with his girlfriend ended, he went to her place to collect his belongings, but lo and behold, he found her vibrator sitting in plain sight. That's when he went savage.

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"I found the dildo and I just ripped it up. It was one of those bullet ones," he told the Sun. 'Those bullet ones'. So discreet yet so powerful, but still no match for Moore.

"She loved the dildo more than me, that's why I got the hump with it. I bought it - it cost me £30," he added.

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The jealous man also smashed up a pair of £200 sunglasses. The whole thing went to court despite the man offering to pay for a new dildo.

Featured Image Credit: Pixabay

Topics: Sex Toy, Awkward

Stewart Perrie
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