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Man With World's Biggest Penis Rejects Reduction Surgery And A Sex Life

Man With World's Biggest Penis Rejects Reduction Surgery And A Sex Life

Would you rather be known as the man with the biggest penis in the world, or have a sex life?

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera has chosen the former, as he revels in the fame that his 18.9-inch cock has brought him.

He's recently rejected the chance to reduce the size of his dong to a measurement that won't puncture lungs, because his name in lights is much more satisfying than having sex.


"This is my garden." Credit: Barcroft

"I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have," he said. "I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don't recognise this record."

His penis, which looks more like a baby elephant's trunk, has its own sleeves made up of bandages and hangs just below his knees, meaning he can literally play keepy-ups.

"We have advised him, 'Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children'," Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said. "But he doesn't accept it, he'd rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.


"In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.

"It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feel special."


Credit: Barcroft

I guess you can understand him wanting to keep his third leg, but it must land him in some awkward situations from time-to-time.

Getting through airport security must be a right pain in the arse, given that it'll look like he's trying to smuggle a concealed weapon into another country, but when he says, 'Nah, mate, it's just my dick' he'll never be believed.

Roberto has apparently been obsessed with the size of his manhood since an early age, with doctors determining that he performed his own ghetto 'enlargement' surgery in his teens, stretching it with weights.


"Cinemas always accuse me of sneaking tubes of Pringles into films." Credit: Barcroft

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The 54-year-old has to rest his middle stump on a pillow when he sleeps due to the discomfort, and he faces many health risks such as frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin.

"Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick," he says.


Credit: Barcroft


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The Mexican actually qualifies for disability benefits because his penis restricts his job opportunities and he relies on food banks to live.

He says: "I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the [work] companies and also I cannot get on my knees.

"I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.

"Every four months the [government] give me some economic assistance but it is not enough.

"I visit the food banks every day to take my meals at 12 'o clock."

Despite not being able to find a suitable partner, Roberto wants his penis to remain the same but he plans to move to the USA permanently in the hope that'll he find a woman who is 'the right size' for him.

"I don't feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women," he explains. "One of them will be the right size for me.

"I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.

"And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal. They don't care about what I have in my pants."

Credit: Barcroft

Unless he can find someone who's given birth to a UFO, it's unlikely that he'll find a suitable mate.

However, a trip into the porn industry doesn't seem like such a bad idea. You find everything in pornos nowadays, and from time-to-time there's some really odd stuff.

If he's up for getting into the Guinness Book of Records then there are plenty of records he could set:

  1. Longest golf putt ever made with a penis
  2. Highest cricket score recorded with a penis
  3. Most sushi rolls balanced on a penis
  4. Longest distance covered with a penis strapped to your leg
  5. Most weights lifted with a penis
  6. Most knockouts with a penis

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Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.