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Dog Owner Mortified After Pooch Is Left 'Literally Buzzing' By Dildo Discovery

Dog Owner Mortified After Pooch Is Left 'Literally Buzzing' By Dildo Discovery

The inquisitive pet was apparently quite proud of her find and carried it for two miles

Jake Massey

Jake Massey

Any dog owner will tell you there is no end to what your pooch can discover while out on a walk, be it a squirrel to chase or an irresistible turd to roll in. But there very much was an end to what a basset hound in Northumberland uncovered while out in the woods yesterday (Monday) afternoon.

Sara Middleton was walking three-year-old Flossie when she discovered an eight-inch toy that left her 'literally buzzing'... Just in case that's not clear - it was a massive dildo.

Flossie found a massive dildo and wouldn't let go.
Kennedy News and Media

To make matters worse, Flossie didn't plan on just having a quick chew on the thing and refused to drop the plastic penis from her mouth for two miles.

Understandably, firefighter Sara was keen to remove the embarrassing toy from Flossie's mouth, chasing her and even attempting to entice her with biscuits.

However, the treats were no temptation for the 'buzzing' basset hound, and Sara was unable to prise the dildo off her before a fellow dog walker advised that 'most owners give their dog a ball'.

Reflecting on the embarrassing outing, the 40-year-old said: "I have no idea why it was there. Normally people just have a picnic in the woods, I thought.

"I didn't realise what it was at first. I have five basset hounds in total so they all trot off and do their little thing and I noticed she had something in her mouth. It's not something you would usually find on your day-to-day walk.

"Obviously I wasn't sure what it was at first until I got a closer look. I was absolutely horrified and thought why would that be in the woods?"

Flossie carried the eight-incher for two miles.
Kennedy News and Media

Well, there are two main dog-based woodland activities aren't there? Dog walking, and, just dogging... If you have a better explanation then by all means let's hear it.

Anyway, Sara said Flossie ended up being quite protective over her new toy.

"She refused to give it up. When you would go next to her, she would think it was a game so she would growl if anybody would go near it," she said.

"I was chasing her and everything and she kept running away with it. All the other dogs were wondering what it was and every time they went near it she would growl at them to keep them away and charge in front with it in her mouth.

"I was trying to encourage her to drop it by waving biscuits at her and things, but she wasn't letting go of this. They were all playing a game to get it off her. Every time I was going near it she was going off and picking up speed, shall we say."

Sara has five basset hounds - only one has ever found a massive dildo.
Kennedy News and Media

Fortunately/Unfortunately, Flossie did eventually let the dildo go.

Sara said: "Flossie basically dropped it a little way before we got into the van so luckily I didn't have to take it home with me. I left it there, to be honest."

We'll take your word for it, Sara.

Featured Image Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Topics: Dog, Funny, Community, Animals