Google Maps Car Snaps Naked Couple Doing A Bit Of Mountain Mounting
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Having sex outdoors sounds like a really exciting thing to do, but in reality, it can be pretty stressful. In the bedroom, you're in control of the environment, but in the great outdoors you never know when you might sit on a nettle, get sniffed by a mongoose or photographed by a Google Maps car.
One couple who headed up a remote mountain road in West Taiwan for a bit of nature nooky presumably thought the Google Maps car was the least likely of the three to interfere with their sesh, but alas, they were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Google street view shows the couple stark b*****k naked and locked in an embrace on Shantian Road in Taichung's Taiping District. If you've got a bit of time, why not go ahead and drop the little street view man there yourself and try and track down the couple?
I will warn you though, it is a very narrow windy road and you have to make several choices of left or right; I for one was not lucky enough to ever find them, deciding life was too short after around four hours or so.
If you wanna have a chance of spotting them though, make sure to look out for the white KIA SUV they're propped up against (and which they presumably used to get to the scenic bonk setting).
"Google Maps is the greatest ever invention - it's greater than God. Big Brother is watching. You're making babies, and now we're watching you."
They made that a little bit more sinister than necessary if you ask me, but hey ho, I suppose we should just be glad they shared it.
But while thousands across the world are now aware of the roadside romp, the chances are the couple themselves have no idea.
Firstly, they seem fairly enthralled, shall we way, as the car passes. Secondly, they must have felt unlucky enough that a car had passed them at all at that vulnerable moment in such a remote location... they surely never would have guessed the car was actually taking pictures that would form the basis of an internationally used navigation tool.
So remember folks, romp with caution.