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Mum Who Changed Surname From Bell To Cameltoe Says She's 'Never Regretted It'

Mum Who Changed Surname From Bell To Cameltoe Says She's 'Never Regretted It'

A mum has changed her surname from Bell to Cameltoe and it is quite hard to decide what is most odd: the fact she changed her surname to Cameltoe, or the fact she doesn't even regret it.

Lisa Cameltoe, formerly Bell, was inspired by her big toe, which she got tattooed during a boozy holiday in Magaluf... need I explain what the tattoo was?

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Lisa got a camel tattoo on her toe. Credit: Kennedy News and Media
Lisa got a camel tattoo on her toe. Credit: Kennedy News and Media

The 40-year-old, from Blackpool, UK, spent the rest of her holiday asking blokes whether they'd like to see her cameltoe - which she found bloody hilarious.

Upon returning home, the cleaner decided that just because the holiday was over, didn't mean the hysterical cameltoe-based banter had to come to an end too. As such, she took the obvious next step and paid £40 to have her surname changed from Bell to Cameltoe.

Now, of course, all of Miss Cameltoe's official documents say her surname on them, which never fails to tickle her - though she is looking forward to getting her passport renewed so that will have Cameltoe on it too.

From Bell to Cameltoe. Credit: Kennedy News and Media
From Bell to Cameltoe. Credit: Kennedy News and Media
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She said: "I still laugh when bills come through the door with my surname on them, or when I receive phone calls, because you can tell they think it must be a mistake. They say Miss Camelio or something like that.

"I'm even Cameltoe at the tax office.

"My passport is up for renewal soon and I can't wait to get in the name of Cameltoe, then I will book a package holiday with private transfer so some Spanish man has to stand with a board with the name Cameltoe on [at the airport]."

Miss Cameltoe said she loves her new identity, with her mates having to convince her not to change her first name too.

Miss Cameltoe loves her new surname. Credit: Kennedy News and Media
Miss Cameltoe loves her new surname. Credit: Kennedy News and Media

She said: "It's so funny. I've never regretted it and I still love it.

"I was going to change my full name to Iva Cameltoe - my first name was going to be Iva - but my friends convinced me to stick to just the surname."

Yeah, that would probably be a bit much wouldn't it?

The single mum is now hoping to find a man, however, she insists that any suitor who wants to marry her must take her surname - which will presumably significantly narrow her options.

She said: "I said at the time I wanted to get a boyfriend and have lots of Cameltoe babies.

"If ever I get married, the man would have to take my name so we don't go extinct.

"At the time I researched it and there was no-one else in the world with my name."



Shocking.

Miss Cameltoe is single. Credit: Kennedy News and Media
Miss Cameltoe is single. Credit: Kennedy News and Media

And if you've read this far and thought this was all a bit funny but not that funny, wait until you hear about Miss Cameltoe's other tattoo.

She said: "The following year me and my friend got a fish on our fingers and kept saying to people 'smell my fish finger'."

Honestly, how Miss Cameltoe hasn't been snapped up yet I do not know.

Featured Image Credit: Kennedy News And Media

Topics: uk news, Funny, Weird, Tattoo

Jake Massey

Jake Massey is a journalist at LADbible. He graduated from Newcastle University, where he learnt a bit about media and a lot about living without heating. After spending a few years in Australia and New Zealand, Jake secured a role at an obscure radio station in Norwich, inadvertently becoming a real-life Alan Partridge in the process. From there, Jake became a reporter at the Eastern Daily Press. Jake enjoys playing football, listening to music and writing about himself in the third person.

 

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