Twitter threads are often depressing, tedious and confrontational places. They are the octagons of keyboard warriors.
It's a blessed relief, then, to read a thread composed purely of suspense and mischief.
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It all started out when Twitter user, @DropsNoPanties, lived up to his banterous handle by revealing to the world that his stepson had brought a girl home, raising the question of how exactly he planned to smuggle her out.
Soon enough, @DropsNoPanties had an international audience demanding live updates, which is exactly what he provided:
At this point, @DropsNoPanties decided to respond to those who felt he should be helping the kid, claiming he's a 'grown ass man', before continuing with the commentary:
At this point, as the audience continued to grow, @DropsNoPanties decided to assess whether or not thread-followers were hoping the youngster would evade capture. A whopping 292,000 votes were cast, with the majority voting for 'young love'.
But then, sheer drama - the kind not seen at a Ben Affleck Miramax movie.
We have to agree with him here - that truly was amazing.
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Here's hoping the young fella's mum doesn't have Twitter.
Now some reading this may feel this is all a little harsh from @DropsNoPanties, drawing the eyes of the world towards his stepson's night of fun. But as he says, the guy is 18.
It's not quite as cruel as pranking a child into thinking they've had their ear chopped off.
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To be fair to the barber in the video above, this wasn't an unprovoked prank. Indeed, the kid did 'start it'.
... Though you could say his was revenge was a touch overboard.
Featured Image Credit: Twitter/@DropsNoPanties