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You Can Now Buy Slipper 'Crocs' If You REALLY Want To

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You Can Now Buy Slipper 'Crocs' If You REALLY Want To

Are you ever out and about wearing your Crocs thinking: "I just love these so much, so why should the fun have to stop when I want to go inside?" - because if you are, then you'd probably better sit down for just a minute.

The waiting is over, and you can now actually get slipper Crocs that you can wear inside.

We all know that Crocs are - in actual fact - horrible, and people who walk around in them are the kind of wretched, soulless wraiths who have no interest or concerns about the fact that they look like idiots.

That being said, it's 2018 and people can wear whatever the hell they like. Luckily, we can also say whatever we like about their choices - as long as it's not discriminatory.

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Anyway, whilst we're here, I might as well tell you about these abominations.

Credit: Crocs
Credit: Crocs

They are made from a synthetic fabric - not rubber, like the normal ones - and are supposedly just as warm and fuzzy as your average pair of slippers.

Exactly why you wouldn't just get a pair of bog-standard slippers instead is beyond me, but - like I said - each to their own.

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They obviously come in the classic (and I use that word generously) Crocs shape and range of colours. Plus, they come with the added value of being a pair of slippers that you won't ever have to leave the comfort and safety of your own home in.

That means you don't have to be seen in public, which I guess is something.

Credit: Crocs
Credit: Crocs

One problem - OK, one of several notable problems - is that they are actually quite pricey. As opposed to the normal pair of slippers you could get, they are actually really expensive.

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£25. That's twenty five actual British pounds.

You could buy a hell of a lot of pairs of other slippers for that kind of cheese. You'd have to be pretty committed to the Crocs lifestyle to fork that over.

As mentioned earlier, they come in a whole host of terrible colours that have names like 'pepper red' and - of course - 'candy pink'.

Credit: PA
Credit: PA
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You can argue that they're as comfy as anything else coming into Winter and the Christmas period, but given the price, and - you know - the fact that they are still a pair of Crocs, you might just be better with literally anything else.

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Most of us wouldn't be seen dead outside (even just to run the bins down to the back end of the garden) in a pair of these.

But y'know, do what you like.

Featured Image Credit: Crocs

Topics: Clothing, UK News, Crocs, Fashion, Weird

Tom Wood
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