Trump Is The Antichrist So Apocalypse Is Coming, According To The Internet
New information uncovered by TheLADbible on David Icke's online forums has revealed that Donald Trump is the Antichrist and the apocalypse is due any time soon.
Further information has been provided by website 'The Hyper Texts', and the author of one blog says: "According to the Bible, the Antichrist will be a charismatic celebrity, a 'big talker' and a 'smooth talker'.
"He will convince people that he alone has the solution to every problem. He will claim to be a dealmaker and a master negotiator.
"He will claim to know how to defend Israel and to create lasting peace in the Middle East. He will be an intimidator and a militant lover of power. He will exalt and magnify himself and claim to be the 'only Saviour'. He will deceive the masses, and even the very elect.
"Sound like anyone you know?"
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The post then lists all the connections Trump has to the number 666, the sign of the Devil. Here are a few...
One of Trump's buildings is located at 666 Fifth Avenue
"The Trump family bought the most expensive single building ever purchased in the United States, at 666 Fifth Avenue, a street symbolic of money (Mammon), hubris (arrogance) and excess (greed)."
This very same building cost him $1.8billion
"And 18 = 3 x 6 = 666."
Trump's new building - and its height
"The Trump family is also in the process of building a $666million tower at One Journal Square. According to multiple reports, the height will be 666ft."
The Antichrist gets stunnered by Stone Cold. Credit: WWE
Trump Tower is likely Satanic
"Another Trump Fifth Avenue property, the famous Trump Tower, is 203 metres tall, according to multiple reports. And 203m = 666ft. Donald Trump lives there in gold-plated opulence on the 66th floor!"
2016 is Hellish
"The 2016 election is 'all Trump all the time' and 2016 = 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6."
Concluding the blog, the author writes: "Jesus Christ would not have been deceived by a man like Trump. I cannot imagine Jesus voting for Trump."
To be honest, I reckon there might be something to this. I just have a gut feeling that we're all going to die a horrible, irradiated nuclear death some time very soon and I think the conspiracists have just clocked onto it before the mainstream media.
But what do you think? Let us know in the comment section...
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