


No, it's not a crime scene

"I would never eat pasta after this"

Fight fire with fire - or, in this case, poop with poop

"I had never experienced anything like it"

His appeal has been rejected for the fourth time in a row
breaking

That's one way to wake up in the morning

"Do you know who I am?"

"I didn't think this would be a problem! It's only water."

If it looks bad and it smells bad, it's probably bad

He went armed with a hook, a leg of lamb and a bottle of whiskey

Don't hold your breath

"I am absolutely appalled to say the least"

Shawn Nelson wreaked havoc on the streets of San Diego back in 1995
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