A man who owns the actual Fake Taxi from – well – you know where has opened up those famous back doors to give his followers a glance inside to see what it is like in there nowadays. As you can see from the video below, it’s pretty much exactly as you’d expect:
The Fake Taxi is infamous on a certain part of the internet because it was the location for a number of adult films.
The premise, you can probably imagine, is simple.
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A man drives around picking up women in his car posing as a taxi driver, and you already know the rest.
Anyway, since that series came to a halt, there has been no use for the car.
In fact, one version of the car went on sale on Facebook Marketplace recently, with the owner claiming it had ‘served its purpose’.
They also said that it had been used as a ‘general family car’ which must have been just fantastic for the school run.
Now, a TikTok video has shown a car bearing the famous yellow livery in a sort of graveyard for old vehicles in Cornwall.
What’s more, the new owner has opened the doors and offered his followers a closer inspection of what the interior looks like.
Stephen Hatton, upon request from many TikTok users, took his own health into his hands by getting inside the vehicle to see what lurks within.
As a note - take this with a pinch of salt, he might just be having a bit of a joke.
It's a funny one, if so.
Even from outside the car, he noted a ‘white powder’ on the front dashboard. We’ll just make no assumptions whatsoever about what that could possibly be, shall we?
Now, to the back, which he describes as ‘the interesting bit’.
First off, there is some horrendous muck or other on the door and on the roof.
Stephen describes it in the video as ‘some sort of life form…probably a new one’ and it’s hard to find a better way of describing it, to be quite honest.
Then, there’s a random set of underpants knocking around in the back, which he wisely decided not to entertain the idea of touching.
The back seat certainly looks as if it has seen better days, with strange stains adorning every single inch of it.
Again, use your imagination.
Perhaps the strangest thing of all is a ‘sticky boiled sweet’ on the middle seat.
Even stranger, our welcoming host Stephen then seems to eat it at the end of the video.
As one viewer put it: “bruh, no the f**k you didn’t.”
Elsewhere in the comments, outside of people asking him to inspect further with a blacklight, many are simply disgusted.
One commented: “Don’t wanna know what happens in there," while another wrote: “Bet that smells pungent.”
It certainly looks as if it does, yes.
Topics: Cars, TV and Film, Weird
Tom Wood