We've all heard our fair share of wedding disaster stories, but this one must surely take the cake.
Blushing bride Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell certainly lived up to her moniker this week as she unintentionally put her groom's 'in sickness and in health' loyalty to the test by passing out, vomiting and subsequently getting pooped on during their wedding ceremony in what must surely be every bride's nightmare scenario.
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In a chaotic TikTok clip which has racked up over 3.7 million views since it was first uploaded on Tuesday, a visibly wobbly Darnell can be seen gripping her groom Jackson's hands tightly as the two of them start to exchange vows, signalling to him that she'd suddenly fallen ill just as their pastor began to officiate their holy matrimony under an outdoor gazebo in (where else?) Florida.
Then all of a sudden she collapses into her husband-to-be's arms, and everything starts to go a bit per-shaped.
"I kept trying to tell my husband I didn't feel good and he thought I was joking," Darnell, 23, captioned the clip. "My baby nephew then pooped on my dress right after while I was puking."
"Are you OK?," Jackson asked after he and the pastor caught Darnell's fall and began fanning her face. She shook her head 'no', then stumbled over to the railing of the gazebo, where she began heaving.
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And although the camera mercifully pans away from the barfing bride, she can be heard audibly barfing in the background while wedding guests and the officiant try to save face by awkwardly talking among themselves, blaming the humidity for Darnell's sudden bout of sickness.
Darnell went on to clarify the situation in a later clip, adding that "I was super dehydrated, and I hadn't drank or ate anything all day."
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She also went on to reveal that she's prone to passing out and had previously been diagnosed with low blood pressure and low iron, joking that her conditions had thus rendered her "doomed from the start."
And if that wasn't bad enough, Darnell then revealed that wasn't even the only incident involving a bodily fluid on her wedding day.
"After I passed out ... My sister had a fan on my baby nephew, so she came over to me to put that fan on me, and as she was holding my nephew he starts pooping," she said. "And the poop goes down her arm and onto my dress."
Despite the disastrous ceremony though, Jackson and Darnell didn't let the day's events ruin their special day.
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After miraculously managing to get her wedding dress dry-cleaned overnight, the two newlyweds subsequently hopped on a plane and spent the remainder of their honeymoon in New York, where the two of them even managed to snap some wedding pictures on the Brooklyn Bridge.
"Now I have a story to tell at my nephew's wedding someday," the notoriously nauseous newlywed said, smiling.
Featured Image Credit: TikTok