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This lad has left his accident-prone wife a pretty hilarious 'guide' on how to treat her new car.
Scott Wilson has warned his wife, Maria, about bumping up curbs, ignoring engine lights and excess 'knob grabbing' (I'm not even going to bother making a joke here, you can do it yourselves).
Maria is the first to admit she's not the best driver in the world - she's previously driven four miles with a flat tyre - so Scott thought he should pass on some advice when the couple got a new car.
Scott and Maria. Credit: Caters
On the note, Scott wrote: "Hello, I am a Golf GTI. I have been bought back from the knackers yard, it's great to be firing on all GTI cylinders again, but I warn you!! Look after me. I am petrol not diesel. Don't kerb ma legs. No bumping up kerbs. No Costa coffees on my cloth. Keep me tidy. No excess knob grabbing (unless racing a Saxo). If an amber light comes on - tell husband. If a red light comes on - fucking switch me off. Finally, bumpers are not for bumping. Love me and I will give you a great ride. The Golf."
Fucking brave move, if you ask me.
Luckily, his wife has taken the whole thing in good humour. She told the Mirror: "My friends and I were all laughing our heads off at it because it just shows how well Scott knows me. I didn't find it patronising at all. He makes a lot of fair points.
"I'm not worried about people seeing it. I still think it's hilarious."
Featured image credit: Caters
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