Europe's Largest Sex Festival Starts On July 4th In The UK
A sex festival thought to be the biggest in Europe is gearing up for its largest ever turnout, with more than 700 people expected to show up.
'Swingfields' is a massive outdoor festival for those in the swinging community and beyond and it is going to happen between July 4th and July 7th this year.
Hundreds of like-minded folk of all persuasions are expected to descend on a quiet part of the British countryside to celebrate. There's even a few glamping opportunities and luxury showers.
Well, you'll need a decent shower afterwards, won't you?
Tickets for the event - which was forced into cancellation back in 2017 because of 'trolls' - cost £170 for couples, but can range up to around £415 for those who want something a bit fancier.
To avoid situations like 2017 happening again, the location for the festival - which was first held in 2013 - is kept as a closely guarded secret.
As for the glamping side of things, it is pretty much like any festival. You can get a proper bed in a bell tent, huge tents that sleep many people, and other luxuries for those who don't like sleeping on a yoga mat in a two person tent.
The only other difference is that there might not be a great deal of sleeping going on.
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Actually, that is the same as every other festival.
The organisers have been sharing details on specific websites to their community in order to publicise the event.
On one such website, they wrote: "The Swingfields Committee are delighted to announce that the next SWINGFIELDS festival - 'Aurora' will be held from Thursday 4th July 2019 until Sunday 7th July 2019.
"This three-day event will be working alongside ALL lifestyle groups, including LGBT communities, to ensure we deliver a fun and entertaining event for all, and already we have plans to entertain all groups who will be working to deliver the BEST EVER Swingfields weekend.
"We have luxury showers and toilets available, and for those self catering this year we also have washing up facilities (please DON'T USE the sinks in the toilet units or they overflow!).
"Perhaps camping is too much hassle so we are now offering a full range of GLAMPING, to include electric and heating options, all bedding, furnishings and lighting, so you just turn up and relax."
There you have it. They only ask that you don't reveal the location. In fact, even those who've bought a ticket aren't going to be told until a couple of days before the event.
Well, as long as everyone is having fun, who are we to stop them?
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