Freezable Boxers Are Available To Stop Your Bits From Sweating
Since we told you about freezable bras to cool your t**s earlier on, how about some super-chilled boxer shorts to freeze your b*****ks off?
Well, hopefully not off, but certainly freeze them enough to keep you cool throughout this heatwave we're having.
With that in mind, let me introduce you to Snowballs. They describe themselves as 'cooling underwear for men'.
That basically means that they come fitted with freezable wedges that slip into a pair of boxer shorts that you can wear to keep your junk at a favourable temperature.
OK, so they're not actually aimed at simply keeping you cool, they do have a serious purpose too.
Basically, the point of having boxers with freezable wedges in them is to encourage male fertility, to ease pain, or to help if you've just had a vasectomy.
However, they'd probably come in useful for a bit more than that today.
The company's website explains: "Since the mid-Sixties, scientists have been aware that scrotal cooling can improve male fertility, but no controlled tests were done until the mid-Eighties, when the advantages of cooling were first clinically shown.
"Now, with an increasing number of studies confirming its effectiveness, some of the world's best fertility specialists are beginning to prescribe icing. And doesn't it just make good sense to directly treat the part of the body with the problem?"
Yes, yes it does.
Anyway, if you want to pick up a pair of these, they'll set you back $59 (£47) for a pack containing two pairs of boxers and three rechargeable wedges. Then a pack of extra wedges is only $4.99 (£3.99).
Think about it, you'll be cool, you'll be fertile, life will be sweeeeeeet.
Alternatively, you could just stick a few pairs of pants in the freezer for a while. That might have a similar - if not as long lasting - effect.
As alluded to earlier, if you're not a testicle-haver, you might be someone who has boobs. Hell, even if you've got a pair of b*****ks, that doesn't preclude you from also having t**s.
Why not double up and buy one of Polar Products freezable bras? Two pads that simply slip into a cotton bra to keep your chest nice and chilly.
They're $37.11 (£29.70) if you're keen to have a go.
In this heat, we'll try just about anything.
Featured Image Credit: Snowballs