A Russian man, who has baffled scientists with his super-intelligence since he was a boy, claims he's from Mars.
Boriska Kipriyanovich, who lives in Volgograd, Russia, claims he lived on the 'war-ravaged red planet' before he was reborn to a human mother on Earth.
Over the years, Boriska, who's now 20, has met with a number of professors and scientist who are completely astounded by his knowledge of the planetary system.
His mum, a doctor, says she knew her son was different just two weeks after he was born when he was able to hold his own head up unsupported. She went on to say that he could speak while just a few months old and was able to read, draw and paint when he was one and a half. And here I was at one and a half still shitting myself and eating rusks.
When little Boriska started nursery his teachers were said to be bowled over by his superior language skills, writing ability and impressive memory.
His parents say that despite never specifically teaching him about space when he was little, Boriksa would often start talking about Mars, space and alien civilisations. He is reported to have told his folks that Mars still has alien life, although it was hit with a massive nuclear catastrophe in the distant past. You starting to believe him yet?
He 'remembers' that the nuclear catastrophe was caused after war broke out between two sets of beings that lived on the red planet at the time. There were few survivors, but he says that some still exist to this day after learning how to build houses and weapons. What the fuck have those Mars rovers been doing to not spot any of this? That's the real question here.
Boriska said that the aliens on Mars breath carbon dioxide, so if they were to come to Earth they'd need to make sure they had some with them, of course.
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Throughout his life, Boriska has insisted he was previously a Martian who travelled to Earth. He has a message for us Earthlings, too, telling people that there are lots of big secret to be uncovered on our planet - such as within the Great Pyramid of Giza, which he says is hiding something big.
He said: "The human life will change when the Sphinx is opened, it has an opening mechanism somewhere behind the ear; I do not remember exactly."
Quite vague, but not too vague that we couldn't go and send someone to check that out, surely? Let's get going.