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You're probably already well acquainted with Wee Man. If you aren't, then WTF were you doing with your youth if you weren't secretly watching Jackass at 3am on MTV?!
There are some people that just have their shit figured out, and it would seem the 45-year-old stuntman might just be one of those very people.
He recently got rid of his possessions - speaking on YouTube channel Van Talk, he explained: "[I] sold the house, sold the farm, sold everything and I just live here. This is it."
He later added: "I realised the more shit you have, the more issues you have. I like being on the road, I love travelling.
"I was like, 'I wanna do something different.' I needed a change in my life.
"I straight said, 'Fuck it, I'm gonna get a van and I'm gonna live in it and I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want.'"
Jason revealed his first adventure was a trip to visit fellow Jackass star Preston Lacey, saying: "Preston lives an hour away in Joplin, Missouri. I drove up to Preston's house, stayed in his driveway. We went out that night and I got on the road the next day.
"Then I went to [BMX stunt rider] Matt Hoffman's house and we went skydiving the next day."
And things wouldn't have been right if he didn't add a cheeky li'l Jackass reference in the mix, would they? Well, maybe not Jackass, but its spin-off series, Wildboyz...
He said: "So I was in Kenya, Africa, there was this rhino we were hanging out with for Wildboyz and Steve-O was like rubbing his nuts and doing different things and getting crazy and rhinos are gnarly, right.
"We were all done and we were walking away and - no joke - I heard 'whoooooovph' and the rhino did a 180 on us and the guy had to hold it back."
Sure, a random bloke held back a rhino? Would like to see some evidence, please.
He continued: "[Steve-O] told the translator, 'Dude, that rhino just attacked a dude about three months ago, charged a guy - put his horn through one side of his leg and the tip popped out of the other leg on the other side and he picked the dude up.'"
Fun job for the translator... but also, this sounds like an ideal stunt for a Jackass reunion. Anyone...?
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