Has everybody got their tinfoil hats on? Before we get going I need everyone to be on board with this conspiracy or we simply cannot continue and this is a waste of everybody's time.
We good? OK...
So you know when Michael Jackson died back in 2009? Yeah, that didn't happen.
I'm not sure whether he's been chilling on Mars with Tupac and Harambe or if he's simply been hiding in the shadows of his daughter's Instagram pics but like... the evidence is there for all to see.
Michael Jackson is still alive.
Check out this picture of Paris Jackson from March...
OK, so she's there and there's possibly someone in the other front seat of the car. But who the fuck is that in the hat in the back seat lurking in the shadows?
It's quite obviously MJ. No one else wears a fedora and a mask, right?
If you still don't believe me then you need to check out this video from the BeLIEve YouTube channel which has enhanced the image to clearly show the outline of MJ's face in that shadow.
Credit: YouTube
You're going to try and tell me that he has altered the picture for his own gains to get views on YouTube? Get real, mate. Who does that these days?
It's MJ. He's alive. And there's no evidence you can produce that will disprove what we've all just witnessed.
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I really hope and pray that by the tone of this article it is clear I am taking the piss out of the countless people on Paris' Instagram who've commented, and continue to comment, on the fact MJ might still be alive and sat in the back seat of the car.
He's dead. It happened in 2009. A lot of people were very sad.
Featured image credit: Instagram/PA
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