Video footage has emerged of the bizarre moment a dominatrix led a man on a leash through a busy London train station.
The man - who has not been identified - is decked out in entirely black clothing, crawling on all fours, holding a sign which appears to say: "On Probation for Miss Foxx".
That would liven up your commute a bit, no doubt.
The whole affair unfolded at Waterloo Station last Thursday afternoon and was captured and shared across social media by a user called Dutty Boukmann. He captioned the video: "Whose dad is this?"
Let's hope it's nobody's dad. Come on, everyone's dad can be embarrassing at times, but this would surely win the gold medal.
Anyway, the footage shows commuters, coppers, and train station staff all gawping on in confusion and amusement as this man is walked around on his lead. The whole time, a woman - Miss Foxx, we can only assume - stands nearby holding the chain around his neck.
She wears a short leather skirt and high heels, which is pretty much par for the course if you're a dominatrix. So I'm told. She even seems to have a chat to a few members of the British Transport Police at one stage.
It's not exactly clear what was said. After all, what on earth do you say to someone pulling a stunt like this one? Is it even against the law? So many questions.
Well, we've got the answer to at least one of those questions. A statement from the British Transport Police said: "We were made aware of it and alerted to it.
"However, there was no real offence committed, and therefore there were no arrests or cautions.
"They were spoken to by officers and left the station shortly after."
There you have it. No harm, no foul. As long as everyone consents to it, why the hell not get yourself dragged about Waterloo on a chain?
During the video, one bloke can be heard to say: "...and it's just a fetish she said. That's why everyone's so happy about it."
Righto, then. If that's what you're into.
A Twitter account claiming to be Miss Foxx then shared the video, entitled: "Public Bitch Walk".
She also then tweeted: "I love public humiliation. Network Rail staff and public fascinated, followed me out the station like I was Kanye.
"A priest had a massive grin on his face.
"Me: 'Surely you've seen this'. Po po [the police]: 'Not in Waterloo Station'. Me: 'Get used to it'."
A cursory Google search for Miss Foxx reveals that she describes herself as the "UK's finest and sexiest, English, financial domination, humiliation, cuckolding, ebonatrix, goddess".
Decent work, if you can get it. Makes my bio look a bit tame too.
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