Man With 'World's Biggest Penis' Says He's Slept With Oscar-Winner
The man who claims to have the world's biggest penis says his impressive manhood has helped him bed a bunch of A-listers, including Oscar winners.
Jonah Falcon, who has a whopping 13.5-inch-long penis, says he has been fortunate enough to sleep with lots of famous faces, including porn stars, but ever the gentleman, he refuses to kiss and tell.
Speaking to the Sun, he said: "Yes I've slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners. But I can't talk about that.
"I can't even say if it was men or women - it's a very limited list so I don't want to narrow it down too far. It wasn't Meryl Streep - I'll just leave it at that." Don't leave us hanging, Jonah, mate.
He went on to tell the news outlet that he takes it as a massive compliment when porn stars tell him that his dick is the biggest they've ever seen - as, I can imagine, there's some stiff competition, there.
It's not all fun times, parties and shagging celebrities, though, because Jonah also says that casting directors won't give him any major parts because of his major part.
The 47-year-old, who is openly bisexual, says that as soon as directors Google him they find out who he is and what he's famous for.
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Speaking to the Sun, he said that his penis has 'definitely harmed his career' - he doesn't let that put him off, however, and has got his sights on one day producing his own movie with a full-frontal nude scene as 'that's what people want', apparently.
Despite the career setbacks, Jonah says he's never wished for a smaller penis.
Jonah has previously spoken out to blast claims that Roberto Esquivel Cabrera has the world's largest penis, saying Bob has an average-sized penis and a lot of foreskin. What a delightful mental image that conjures up, eh?
"His penis isn't 19 inches," 47-year-old Jonah told the Sun last year.
"Doctors have acknowledged this and said he could have a normal sex life if he is essentially circumcised.
"The man stretched his foreskin constantly, from what I understand, but it's normal underneath.
"I think it's ridiculous and he seems kind of desperate. No matter how big he is, it's not going to change the fact that I'm 13.5 inches."
Does this call for a literal dick-swinging contest?
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