Woman Gets Eminem Lyrics Tattooed On Her Thigh After Booze Cruise
An Eminem super-fan says she's got no regrets after getting his lyrics permanently etched on her thighs while drunk on holiday.
Eighteen-year-old Hannah Thomas was in Kavos with her pals earlier this month when she decided to get the immortal words: 'I'm the real Slim Shady' and 'Please stand up' written across her thighs.
Hannah paid €80 (£70 / $93) to get the new ink after a four-hour booze cruise.
Now, I know what you're thinking, but no, Hannah says she has no regrets about getting the tattoo. I think the real story here is someone getting a tattoo in Kavos that they don't regret when they come home.
Mum-of-one Hannah said: "I am a huge Eminem fan and I have been as long as I can remember.
"I wanted to go and see him on his most recent tour, but it clashed with my holiday so I was devastated.
"It was the second-to-last day and I had been on a booze cruise since one in the afternoon.
"It is safe to say I was fairly drunk but I think it was only about five in the afternoon.
"I was there with my sister and we walked past the tattoo parlour and I just thought 'why not?'
"My sister didn't have one and she just laughed when I said what I was going to get.
"I fully remember getting it done, I wasn't drunk enough to forget.
"I had the first line done after the booze cruise then went out for a meal. On my way back my sister said to me, 'Why don't you get the next bit?' So I did.
"It didn't hurt too much - because I've had tattoos before, I knew what the pain would be like.
"When I told the tattoo artist he didn't seem to even bother about what I wanted, but I guess he has probably seen it all.
"Even now I'm back home I still find it funny. From far away it looks like it could be an inspirational quote but then you get closer and realise what it is.
"I know people will think I've got the lyrics wrong, but I've done it as if I am saying I'm the real Slim Shady and Eminem is asking me to stand up.
"Me and my friend had actually joked about me doing something like this before I came away."
Although she loves her new ink, she's not 100 percent sure her folks will, so she's happy it's in a place that can be kept hidden.
"My parents don't actually know about it yet," Hannah added.
"It's in a place they can't see so they don't know.
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"My mum hates tattoos so she really won't be happy but she will come around, especially as I love it so much.
"I want more tattoos but I'm not sure if I'm going to add any more lyrics to this one, I think I will leave it as it is.
"I do want to go back to Kavos next year though, so you never know."
Well, Eminem has got a big enough back catalogue to choose from.
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