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When You Should Go For A Wee During Avengers: Endgame

When You Should Go For A Wee During Avengers: Endgame

Don't worry, Marvel fans - there are no spoilers around here, we're not those guys. Well, not just yet...

The first reviews for Avengers: Endgame have been released and it's been dubbed 'a masterful epic' and 'an astonishingly amazing film' but we know what's really important... when the hell can we go for a piss?

As the longest film for MCU to date, clocking in at just over three hours, these things do require a little forethought - it's going to be tricky to choose your moment. That's where we have you covered, our friends.

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First of all, could it be an idea not to drink too much? We're not trying to dehydrate you but, y'know, it's pretty straightforward when you think about it.

It would have been worth doing a little pee-holding-practice but I guess it's too late for that now, and it's not socially acceptable to carry a bed pan/bottle around either...

Also, another little tip. Not to sound like your mother but it might be wise to visit the loo before the film comes on. And don't drink beer because we all know what happens when the seal is broken. Anyway... that's the obvious stuff out of the way.

The first pee break comes around 30 minutes in - it's during one of Ant-Man (Paul Rudd)'s scenes and it's pretty much just the ageless wonder himself chatting about stuff that proper MCU fans will already know. So you need to figure out whether you're willing to miss that or sit in a wet seat.

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Paul Rudd as Ant-Man. Credit: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Paul Rudd as Ant-Man. Credit: Marvel Cinematic Universe

The second opportunity is going to come just over 60 minutes in - this is probably your largest, and therefore safest, window of convenience.

It comes while Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) is having his lunch and will last 10 or 15 minutes - so never mind a wee, that's an opportunity go and get some popcorn and a Tango Ice Blast too (but cross your fingers - or legs - and pray that you don't need another wee).

According to Gamespot, you could also take your chances when you hear the phrase 'Test no. 1' with the characters preparing to do science shit.

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One thing we must stress, however, is: do not - we repeat - DO NOT try and go during the final hour of the film. I mean, yeah, don't piss yourself. If needs must then just go but don't blame us when you've missed something really great.

Alternatively, you could take Paul Rudd's sound advice, when he told Jimmy Kimmel: "Get one of those giant tubs of popcorn and then just lower it under the seat in the middle of the movie and then you don't have to get up."

Consider it noted, Paul. Pissing aside, anyone else struggling to contain their excitement for this? I need a wee just thinking about it. Only joking, I'm not five.

Featured Image Credit: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Topics: Entertainment, TV and Film, Avengers: Endgame, Marvel

Rebecca Shepherd

I'm Becky - a journalist at LADbible. I graduated with a First Class BA in Journalism before going on to cover criminal court cases, medical tribunals and breaking news for the national media - which inevitably and eventually became as glum as it sounds. Can often be found rocking a bag for life - which I made a 'thing' way before Rihanna. You can contact me at [email protected]