People Are 'Dressing' Kim Kardashian After Her Topless Post
In case you missed it, Kim Kardashian gave another shot at breaking the Internet by posting a photo of herself wearing only a white thong and a fur coat. It's January, mate, aren't you cold?
At this point, I think we're all used to the sight of seeing her naked. It's just not shocking anymore, is it? I doubt anyone spat their cereal out when opening up Instagram this morning and being faced with that:
But some people still piled in to slate the mum-of-three for posting the snap, suggesting that she should cover up or that she is 'desperate for attention'. Even Good Morning Britain host Piers Morgan got involved, unsurprisingly not impressed.
He told viewers: "Very big news day yesterday, obviously, for reasons we all know. But right in the middle of it, I was really glad to know that some things never change.
"When you become a mother again, things don't change. You've become a mother again, you're in your mid to late 30s, it's your third child. I know what I'll do, I'll put a big topless photo of myself on social media."
I don't think she really cares what we think, though, do you?
Before posting the photo, Kim made sure she didn't get herself banned from social media (because seriously, what would she do then?) by blurring out her nipples, which just looks properly weird, but needs must and all that.
Anyway, despite her blur-tool skills, some people still weren't happy with the amount of flesh on display in the picture.
For a start, 'Superman' got involved to make sure Kim was 'PG-13' and others quickly hopped on the trend to help cover up Kim.
PG 13 version.
you're welcome parents! #savedthedayagain pic.twitter.com/BOINy5IHiR
- Superman (@SupermanTweets) January 29, 2018
Dont Worry @KimKardashian holy Twitter has u COVERED pic.twitter.com/ite6CqxFjJ
- Magic No.10 (@Ggoloobaelly10) January 30, 2018
There you go Kim , I fixed it for you ....:kissing_heart: pic.twitter.com/fVaehDaqFV
- Vho don't care! (@TeeSherane) January 29, 2018
A solid effort all round - well done, Twitter.
Kim then also followed up the topless shot with a number of clothed ones - including one of her lounging on a bed in the same fur coat, this time modesty largely intact. In the photo she's also on the phone, tying in nicely to her caption of 'Hi, can I get zero fucks please, thanks', which I'm guessing is a little dig at those complaining.
See, I told you she didn't care.
Featured Image Credit: Twitter/Kim Kardashian