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When you've just spent a good hour cleaning the kitchen, the last thing you want is possessed bowls trying to make their way out of the cupboard and into freedom. It's safe to say this lad has had a complete and utter nightmare. If Gordon Ramsay was about, he'd be telling those little porcelain fuckers to get back in their place - "this kitchen is so dirty the plates are getting their own mortgage and fucking off out of here!"
Facebook user Tseng Shao-Tsen posted a picture on Sunday of what can only be described as an absolute disaster. The last thing you want when you've come downstairs for a bowl of Coco Pops (other chocolaty cereals are available but quite frankly aren't as good) after a heavy Saturday night.
He took to the internet to ask what the best way to solve the problem would be, and because we're all nosey fuckers who love getting involved in other people's business the internet responded accordingly, rallying around Tseng like an army of bowl-Jenga experts.
I'm just going to break down why some of the suggestions in the comments section are truly dreadful:
Liu Jianwai reckons he should "tilt the cupboard backwards, and then open it"
Well Liu, it's blatantly obvious that said cupboard is attached to the wall. You're not telling me that anybody in their right mind is putting a cupboard full of plates and bowls solo-standing in the middle of their kitchen? Imagine the disaster when you come in pissed out your head and nosedive the fucker.
Tom Murphey came up with the 'genius' suggestion of "break a pane of glass of the cabinet door and take the bowls out that way."
Come on Tom, mate. You're trying to fix one cock-up by causing another. Surely it's cheaper replacing the bowls as opposed to going full on savage on half of your cupboard.
Wang Penggui says "sell it to the museum and call it the "Frozen in Time" series."
Fuck off Penggy.
Wang Xiaoxin thinks he should "press the door while you slide it slowly until you can fit your hand in."
What? And then when you start pulling the first one out all the others come crashing down? Nice one, pal. Are you going to come round and clean up the mess after your shit idea fails miserably? Didn't think so.
Wenli Wang went for the option of "put some thick blankets on the floor before opening the door; or ask someone to hold a blanket tightly to catch the falling plates."
Oh, that's actually a pretty clever idea... I think we have a winner. APART FROM COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FACT THAT THE BOWLS WILL CRASH ON TOP OF EACH OTHER AND JUST SHATTER ANYWAY YOU MORON.
Go on then, how would you open it? Let us know in the comments.
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